Nepali Funny Joke

Nepali 18+ Jokes .

1.

 Train ma ik husband aafno wife sanga:

timi sanga shadi garer pachhutai raheko chhun

mutu garchha timilaiy kukur ko aghi rakhi dun

samnne bala passenger : wao wao wao wao!!!

2.

Child: papa aunty lai pet kin polchha ?

Father: timilaiy sub thaha chha !

Child: thaha chain, promise!

Father: unko pait ma paani bhariyeko chha

CHILD: Oh No! Bacha tab ta doobne chha!

3.

 girlfriend boyfriend funny jokes in hindi+nepali language

Confession!

A boy on a date in a BMW CAR.

Boy, “Mae timilai ek kura chupai chhu.”

Girl, “Kya?”

Boy, “I m already married.”

Girl, “Timile ta darai diyeko thiyo, ma samjhi ke yo red colour ko BMW timro chhain.”